The only productivity app with a personality problem. Reminders that start polite and end savage.
100% Private · Works Offline · No Subscriptions
Download Free for iOSiOS 16+ | No account required | Pro unlock $4.99 one-time
Most apps give up when you hit snooze. Monty gets offended. The longer you wait, the ruder he gets. And that's exactly why you'll actually complete your tasks.
The more you snooze, the spicier it gets.
From a passive-aggressive butler to a high-energy drill sergeant. Start with Monty & Pat free. Unlock 3 more with Pro.
Charming British Butler
"This task has been promoted - from 'to-do' to 'never-to-be.' Congratulations."
Mildly Disappointed Parents
"I guess I'll just go look at photos of when you were younger and still listened."
High Energy Motivational Coach
"I BELIEVE IN YOU MORE THAN GRAVITY! PLEASE! MY FAMILY IS WORRIED!"
Wise and Roasting Shifu
"Your ancestors are considering reincarnating as a more productive family line."
Confused Alien Observer
"I am returning to my planet. I will tell them Earth was uninhabited. It's simpler."
1000+ handcrafted responses that actually make you laugh (and then act). From Monty's British wit to Coach Casey's manic enthusiasm - every reminder adapts to your procrastination level.
The app that gets you instead of judging you (okay, it judges a little). Our escalation system considers task category, how overdue it is, and your snooze history to deliver the perfect level of motivation.
Need to lock in? Activate Focus Mode. Choose 15, 25, or 45-minute sessions with your personality companion watching the clock. Try to leave early? Your character roasts you back to work.
Each personality has custom pre-recorded voice clips stored right on your device. Monty's refined British accent. Pat's caring parental tones. All completely private and works offline—no internet required.
Tired of asking your partner to do the dishes? Send them a Monty task. Let the app be the bad guy so you don't have to be. Share via links, QR codes, or messages—recipients get the full Monty experience.
All data stored locally. No accounts required. No tracking.
Pause all reminders guilt-free when you need a break.
Character-specific color schemes. Dark for Monty, light for Pat.
See your productivity patterns with character commentary.
No internet required. Ever. Your data never leaves your device.
$4.99 one-time Pro unlock. Pay once, keep forever.
No subscriptions. No artificial limits. Just personality-driven productivity.
No subscription. No monthly fees. No catches. Pay $4.99 once and unlock everything forever.
Download free. Choose between Monty or Pat. Start completing tasks with personality.
Download Free for iOSiOS 16+ | No account required | 100% Private & Offline | Pro $4.99 launch price
